Not Shocked: Vanity Fair covers Rob in December issue

Well, I am shocked relieved they’ve finally announced that Rob will be on the cover of Vanity Fair‘s December issue.  Did you have fun playing “Name That Body Part with Vanity Fair with us? LOL  We suuuure did…

By all means, do check out the cover for the new issue that comes out in.. *counts* six days.  That’s right, I’m counting, my Rob-friends!


Robert Pattinson on cover of December issue of Vanity Fair - Photo Property of


Here’s an excerpt from the upcoming interview with hits newstands on November 4th in NYC & LA, November 10th nationwide:

Rather than working his way through supermodels, Pattinson, who’s been living out of three suitcases for the past year, has been feeling overwhelmed, self-conscious, and guilty. “I’m trying not to drown,” he says in his hotel room at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, which is littered today with beer bottles, old scrambled eggs, a half-eaten Twix bar, and a dirty pair of jeans on the living-room floor. And he notices that he hasn’t made his bed. “Oh, God. Sorry about that.”

“I’m unbearably self-conscious about stuff,” he admits. To the point where, while filming scenes before the army of New York paparazzi that has been following him around, he is terrified that his “ass crack is showing.”


View his gourgeous and amazing new photographs here [Part One of Four]


Despite the fact that he is an exquisite beauty—with perfectly formed red, red lips and a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets—he thinks he resembles “a cartoon character.” One of his legs is longer than the other, which makes him look, he assures you, “like an idiot.”

He’s sure he’s driving people crazy by constantly talking about how he can’t leave his hotel room. And he sees his inability to relish his fans’ reverence as his own shortcoming. “I guess I’m not the type of guy cut out to do a franchise,” he says. “I’m not much of a crowd person.”


Stay tuned for more slideshows from Vanity Fair, as they have only published one of four slideshows so far!

So, what do you think?  Are you looking forward to this article?  Is this an article you could do without?   Are you excited or does it make you nervous?




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