The Rob Glossary J-R (courtesy of RobMusement!)
WARNING: Some of the language used in this blog post is not suitable for children, especially anyone under the age of 18. I’m serious, don’t look! Stay cute forever, OK? 🙂 You’ll thank us later!
The Rob Glossary
J – R
JapanRob– refers to pics taken of Rob during the Japan premiere of Twilight — Photoshoot and Press Conference.
JawPorn– The phenonemenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson. “I love his profile… without his classic Roman God profile there would be no JawPorn.”
Just. Perfect – Creativity, Originality and Passion; if something is too good to be true, when the world stops turning as soon as you recognize those symptoms you know that something is “perfect“.
King -a male ruler of a country (such as “itsjustmeland”)
Kismet/Karma-means “fate” or “destiny “OMG, I was in the bathroom and Rob walked in! I realized I accidentally went into the men’s bathroom! I mean what are the odds? It was like kismet!”
Kiss-The soft touch of another’s lips, in a perfect moment.
Laugh-A smile having an orgasm.
Lemons-refers to the dirty things that authors make Rob (and the characters he has played) do in fanfic.
Lick– to move the tongue up, down, sideways, or across any surface.
Lips– The gates to heaven.
Love-The most spectacular, indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone.
Lust-1. Excessive obsession over something. 2. Being sexually attracted to one another. 3. A large physical attraction for an individual, that is sometimes uncontrollable and completely unreasonable.
Man/Manly-The phenomenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson. ”I love his profile…without his classic roman god profile there would be no jaw porn!” “An actor whose jaw-line is so finely chiseled it could split granite…”
Mania– excitement or enthusiasm; craze
Manips-pics ‘made’ of Rob by genius who feed our addiction.
Melt-The ecstatic and thrilling feeling you feel when: you see someone extremely hot.
MexiRob-pics of Rob taken in Mexico promoting Twilight. see also Principal Pattinson.
Musician– Robert Pattinson is an excellent musician, playing both the guitar and piano. (Source: IMDB page)
”Music occupies a very important place in my life. I couldn’t live without music.” (Source )
Naughty-A way of describing something in way that shouldn’t be good, and yet somehow is.
New Moon-*yells to Nellie* How much longer? 88 days! *shakes head* I can’t take this shit.
Nikes-An American shoe company that makes athletic wear that includes shoes, shirts, shorts, etc. Their logo is a checkmark and their motto is “JUST DO IT.” Yes Rob, just do me…I mean it. No, no, I definitely mean me.
Normal – What is “normal?” It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in…so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
Obsessed– aka Robsessed- is a word the lazy use to describe to the dedicated.
Orgasm– aka Robgasm- happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of Robert Pattinson. Or watch him on TV. Or by some chance come into close proximity with him.
Interviewer: So, Rob, how’s the weather?
Rob: I err, ehh, I dunno…I guess it’s…er…uhh *smiles and runs hand through hair*
Oscars– an awards show where Robert presented… someone with… something and looked fuckhawt in a suit.
Oral fixation-used to explain the glazed over look in a woman’s eyes when Rob puts anything in his mouth.
Panty Dropping-describes a woman’s reaction when Rob says,
Panty Combustion-describes the effect of panties melting due to Rob’s extreme hotness.
Phenomenon-something that is impressive or extraordinary; a remarkable or exceptional person; prodigy; wonder.
Plaid-Cool, in-style, pleasing to look at; awesome 2) A clothing pattern involving crossed lines/colors (usually 3 or more) to form a square pattern. Rob preferred attire.
Rob is soooo fucking gorgeous!!! He makes plaid look so darn sexy!
There is just something very warm and cozy about a guy with scruff wearing plaid….well, Rob…not just any guy. He looks so snuggly, makes you just wanna cuddle in front of a fire….I don’t care if it is July.
Planet Hollywood -a restaurant in Times Square, NY, where Rob promoted Twilight with a dual memorabilia and handprint ceremony.
Poof-disappearance of panties due to Rob. see also panty combustion.
Porn-aka RobPorn- any pics, gifs, interviews, or videos featuring Rob. Rob porncauses certain side effects: Perma Robgasms, melted panties, licking of the computer screen, masturbation, fainting spells, and possible death from extreme tingling in the nether regions.
Principal Pattinson-used to describe pics of Rob in Mexico that bring about teacher/student fantasies, may also cause Catholic school girl fantasies. see also MexiRob.
Quotes – Oh, Rob, the things you say, “I’ve got a terrible memory—I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I’m going to repeat myself!”
”On his fight scene with Cam Gigandet (who knows martial arts apparently, learned it for a movie): “I kicked his ass, because I don’t hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I’d bite and pull his pants down and stuff.”
On how he gets his renowned coif, “Sometimes I just take my head out of my ass!”
Respect– to hold in esteem or honor:
Richard– character played by Rob in The Summer House
Robert-”ROBERT” means “Shining with fame.” Hmmm…ironic or kismet?
Robpressed-how you feel when there are no new pics of Rob. (via RPfangirlDC)
Rolling Stone -fuckhawt photoshoot done for the magazine. He was also named 2008 Hot Actor of the Year by said magazine.
RomeRob– pics of Rob from the promotion of Twilight in Rome.